Shmired 

When you’re under the influenxe of marijuana (smaxked) and you’re tired.

That blunt got me TOO shmired bro I need to lay down.

Shmired by 🅱️.Savage January 30, 2019

Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

shmized 

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

shmized by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

Fots Shired 

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"

Fots Shired by superslikuzi March 23, 2010

Smired 

When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time

OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time

Smired by LRDB June 29, 2016

Shmirer

-A person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his "own" on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

- May also define a person of a pussyish nature.

Senior and Director:

Seanald McDonald
" Shmirer "

Shmirer by Semore Sam April 8, 2010

shmured 

To be f*cked over physically or mentally

selina shmured me over
i shmured selina last night

shmured by bcannady December 2, 2018