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Shmizer

A person you meet on vacay and hook up with
Jack: That girl at the beach was a shmizer.

Nick: Hell yea! One time only though don’t forget.
by milfwilfdilf.org June 8, 2021
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shmized

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking
Yo son im shmized rn
by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017
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joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018
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Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
by Yonker April 20, 2008
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shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
by ZAC =P April 4, 2005
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Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009
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Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.
“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
Shannah Eyes”
by nofanks April 29, 2020
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