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To smize is to smile with your eyes, usually in a sexy and playful way.
You have been smized by her
Smized by Meverlion May 30, 2022
Words you can keep
baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019
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American Sized 

Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.
At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.

At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!
Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

texas sized 10-4 

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context
"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss
my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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