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A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.

Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.

My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
Shmib by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
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a Shmib; a person lacking cordination.
to act retarted or faloniess
a person reeking of foosie pookie!
damn dude your cousin is a shmib fool!

quit acting like a shmib your embarassing me!
Shmib by sam Bow August 25, 2006
Plural: Shmibs
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
SHUT UP, CAT. I WILL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE SHMIBS.
Shmib by Dr. Spefforin McMonty January 17, 2011

Semibisexual

A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.
Tim: What sexuality are you?

Tom: I’m semibisexual.

Tim: For guys or girls?

Tom: Girls

Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.
Semibisexual by Cage Swanson July 22, 2020

semibisexual

fucking dumbass way if saying your straight or gay, just fucking use the terms
"Mom,Im semibisexual."
"What gender, son."
"Girls.."
"Its not that hard to call yourself straight you fucking disgrace."
semibisexual by rando_muffin December 18, 2020

Semibisexual

A useless word used to get attention from people. Instead of stating that you are gay or straight. You can say that you are semibisexual to get people interested about you
Jane: I am semibisexual
Jake: what’s that?
Jane: I am only interested in Only one gender
Jake: Guys or Girls?
Jane: Guys
Jake: Sounds like straight with extra steps
Jane: You sexist bigot
Semibisexual by John smith3274 July 26, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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