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A personal conversation between a customer and a business owner/ manager.
Hello George (customer), I received your Shmib today and I would like to thank you for your input. I would like to offer you a complimentary beverage next time you come in!
by Shmibber1 November 16, 2016
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a Shmib; a person lacking cordination.
to act retarted or faloniess
a person reeking of foosie pookie!
damn dude your cousin is a shmib fool!

quit acting like a shmib your embarassing me!

by sam Bow August 24, 2006
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A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.

Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.

My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
by Sand Fuck June 07, 2017
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Plural: Shmibs
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
SHUT UP, CAT. I WILL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE SHMIBS.
by Dr. Spefforin McMonty January 16, 2011
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