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Shmib
A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
Shmib
Plural: Shmibs
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
Shmib by Dr. Spefforin McMonty January 17, 2011
Semibisexual
A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.
Tim: What sexuality are you?
Tom: I’m semibisexual.
Tim: For guys or girls?
Tom: Girls
Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.
Tom: I’m semibisexual.
Tim: For guys or girls?
Tom: Girls
Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.
Semibisexual by Cage Swanson July 22, 2020
semibisexual
"Mom,Im semibisexual."
"What gender, son."
"Girls.."
"Its not that hard to call yourself straight you fucking disgrace."
"What gender, son."
"Girls.."
"Its not that hard to call yourself straight you fucking disgrace."
semibisexual by rando_muffin December 18, 2020
Semibisexual
A useless word used to get attention from people. Instead of stating that you are gay or straight. You can say that you are semibisexual to get people interested about you
Jane: I am semibisexual
Jake: what’s that?
Jane: I am only interested in Only one gender
Jake: Guys or Girls?
Jane: Guys
Jake: Sounds like straight with extra steps
Jane: You sexist bigot
Jake: what’s that?
Jane: I am only interested in Only one gender
Jake: Guys or Girls?
Jane: Guys
Jake: Sounds like straight with extra steps
Jane: You sexist bigot
Semibisexual by John smith3274 July 26, 2020