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That stuff on your dick when you wear the same underwear for 3 months
His smigma was so thick he could whack off with it
Smigma by easy-e March 4, 2003
A fallic cheeselike substance that grows within the inner womb of a woman's vagina.
I went to boof this check last night and damn did she had a load of smigma.
Smigma by sparkman_46057 December 27, 2007
whiny pants, can’t be alone, always asks “what?” in the middle of a conversation
smigma by whinyface01 May 22, 2019
The state or quality of being so thoroughly committed to uncleanness that the resulting buildup makes a foreskin of smegma
“Bro hasn’t showered in months, he’s such a Smigma”
Smigma by DontWorry2010 October 17, 2026

Sigma Hater 

One who possesses a disproportionate disdain for single bonds. Known colloquially as "pi snobs," these individuals are predisposed to looking down on saturated molecules.
Freddy said he wouldn't go near that 3-methyl octane, but he can't keep his hands off my heptadiene. Man what a sigma hater!
Sigma Hater by Big Diggity January 6, 2015

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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