shmids 

Inferior quality mid-grade herb; cheap as fuh
Shitty+mids=shmids

Brah I got twenty, what can ya do? "1/8th o' funk, or scoop of shmids"

shmids by DoctaK May 19, 2008

Shmins 

"Shmins" - A caring lovely adorable god of hotness who is so great a random word HAD to be invented....

Girl Your cute Shmins.......

Boy - Awww Love You!

Shmins by LilMissTwit November 15, 2010

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Shkids 

Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)

Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.

Seen at a jobcentre near you.

If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.

Shkids by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011

Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Shmiddydoo

Phrase related to sayings such as “cool,dope” and or “lit

Mostly used for no reason at Radom almost and out of the blue like Tourette’s

*An unbecoming silence while smoking a J* Shmiddydoo

Shmiddydoo by Paaswordistaco April 28, 2021

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

shmishmortion by feffmiester October 31, 2007