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white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
shmelp by bruno June 23, 2004
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shelp is an iconic gc on stan twt. shelp is another way of saying help. shell+help=shelp
SHELP omg hcybknkcg

u didn’t SHELP
shelp by shelpclubno.1 October 21, 2020
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Rhys Powell. The absolute legend that goes to hereford sixth form. Normally seen in his usual habitat of spoons or crack den.
Hey shmelvin
shmelvin by Olivia123321 April 26, 2023
Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.
“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"
shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014

Shmelons 

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.
Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.
Shmelons by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

shmellin 

This word was made by D.J. Butcher Utah (801)When you are smoking weed and chilling with your friends. We call it "shmellin" because you are smoking and chilling..
Someone asks what you are doing?
I'm "shmellin".

Semelparity 

'Big Bang' reproduction. An organism that only breeds once and dies soon after breeding.
Sheila the lamprey went out with a bang after a night of hot semelparity
Semelparity by Tdiddypornx June 8, 2011