Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

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Shelby'd

Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.

Shelby'd by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014

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Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

Shelby Township by Muffinsami January 29, 2009

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Shelby

A girl who is very sick of being associated with a mustang.

When Shelby googled herself for the 3rd time, she found a plethora of car images.

Shelby by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012

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