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shmeetard 

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.
there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.
shmeetard by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008
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sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.
Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.
sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010
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shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded
what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009
Your realest homies. You would die for these men.
Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.
Shmeeta by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019
The most annoying bunch of people who think their so superior to all Roblox players they're roblox band kids basically
their logic is bad grammar = extremely comedic gold. they abuse the terms like disrespecc and s n i f f when something mentions cocaine or sugar or salt.
sebeetard: you disrespecc
Lolorator: 😐
sebeetard by Lolorator360 November 15, 2021

shreevardhan 

A person possessing knowledge about everything. A force to reckon with. Has a group of great friends who's side this person will never leave. Has a very charismatic personality, influencing everyone around. Knows how to love someone very well and please them. Never gives up and has proved to be a horse in the long race. Given an opportunity this person will turn everything he/she touches to gold. A very patient person converting pressure to strength with a decisive nature and of course a perfect sense of humor.
Damn this Shreevardhan dude is dope af.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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