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shmeeker 

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes
Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker
shmeeker by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011
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The Shrekker 

When a man (Shrek) puts his entire fist and forearm inside your abdominal cavity and takes hold. He then lifts you up and swings you around on display; like a trophy.
β€œHey Olivia why’re you walking so weird?”
β€œMe and Craig tried The Shrekker last night...”
The Shrekker by Mysudonim March 15, 2019

shmecker 

A pecker that has shit on it.
Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.
shmecker by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Shmekked 

The act of Making an amazing catch or recieving a good grade on a test
I shmekked the pen out of the air
I shmekked that Math test
Shmekked by Sharlamandro May 3, 2018

Shmeeker 

Someone who acts/thinks they’re cool or tough, but really isn’t.
1: Brooo Calvin is such a Shmeeker
2. word man
Shmeeker by dontmindthis July 13, 2025