Shmekker

Lekker shmekker 👍 or jammer shmekker 👎

How you doin?

-Lekker shmekker

My mother died.
-Jammer shmekker

by GrubbusDubbus October 20, 2025

shmeeker

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes

Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker

by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011

The Shrekker

When a man (Shrek) puts his entire fist and forearm inside your abdominal cavity and takes hold. He then lifts you up and swings you around on display; like a trophy.

“Hey Olivia why’re you walking so weird?”
“Me and Craig tried The Shrekker last night...”

by Mysudonim March 15, 2019

shmecker

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Shmekked

The act of Making an amazing catch or recieving a good grade on a test

I shmekked the pen out of the air
I shmekked that Math test

by Sharlamandro May 3, 2018

Shmeeker

Someone who acts/thinks they’re cool or tough, but really isn’t.

1: Brooo Calvin is such a Shmeeker
2. word man

by dontmindthis July 13, 2025