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shmeeker 

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes
Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker
shmeeker by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011
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The Shrekker 

When a man (Shrek) puts his entire fist and forearm inside your abdominal cavity and takes hold. He then lifts you up and swings you around on display; like a trophy.
“Hey Olivia why’re you walking so weird?”
“Me and Craig tried The Shrekker last night...”
The Shrekker by Mysudonim March 15, 2019

shmecker 

A pecker that has shit on it.
Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.
shmecker by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

Shmekked 

The act of Making an amazing catch or recieving a good grade on a test
I shmekked the pen out of the air
I shmekked that Math test
Shmekked by Sharlamandro May 3, 2018

Shmeeker 

Someone who acts/thinks they’re cool or tough, but really isn’t.
1: Brooo Calvin is such a Shmeeker
2. word man
Shmeeker by dontmindthis July 13, 2025
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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