shmecktastical 

An adjective describing a man with a tiny cock. Also a way to make fun of him.

"Ha ha dad you are such a shmecktastical faggot..."

shmecktastical by Shmeckstastical faggot January 11, 2010

Shwacktastical 

When someone or something is acting of a shwacktastic manner.

1. Tell him I say "Have a Shwacktastical Day!"

2. Whoa man, that music is so shwacktastical.

3. Holy immitation Shwacktastical trees batman!

Shwacktastical by (*)´¯`°¤.¸.¤ |Josh Jeff, Adam|¯`°¤.¸.¤(*) (Sudbur May 14, 2003