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Shmuckums is a family (or damily) of oncelands who are Sweet Chaotic Hot Mind-blowing Unique Cute Kind-hearted Uncorrupted and Magnificent. Its a chaotic yet loving family. They're a bunch of people who found happiness in each other, even if they are miles apart. Even if not physically they are together and connected. A family that will be the light of each other in the darkest days, a family that you can go to for comfort and love. A family that will last forever.

Shmuckums isnt just a normal word, it’s the oxygen you breathe, it’s a reason to breathe, it’s the escape from this cruel world, it’s a masterpiece, it’s the first gift you open on christmas, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted.
Shmuckums is a lifestyle.
Hey nevies what does shmuckums mean? What is shmuckums?
Shmuckums is the air we breathe, it’s everything.
For me, Shmuckums is something that I've never expected to be this real but yeah now they feels like my family.
Shmuckums feel more real than any of the people I know irl.
It’s ok Shmuckums care.
I dreamt about shmuckums. Best dream.
Shmuckums are debuting!!
Shmuckums is shmuckums.
Shmuckums is a bunch of weirdo kiddos.
Lets move to Canada together Shmuckums. Lets all meet one day.
The days I had with you all are the best ones I have ever had, Shmuckums.
Thank you Shmuckums, for making me feel loved.
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shnukums 

Word of affection used between lovers. May also be used sarcastically as a put down, similar to the word hun
"Aw, shnukums, you shoudn't have gotten me something so expensive for my birthday, I love you!"
"Listen Shnukums, you let me do the thinking around here, got it?"
shnukums by Phily.Gee January 16, 2008
Pronounced “SHH-muck-us” or “SHH-muck-iss”
Tiny or small unknown particles, similar to residue. A singular Shmuck is one (1) unknown particle/residue
Damn, look at all that shmuckus you left on the table, you eat like an animal, learn to clean up after yourself you shmuck.
Shmuckus by :^{} August 20, 2020

shnuckums 

A pet name for someone with whom you would like to cuddle and/or DTR.
I can't wait to see my shnuckums.
shnuckums by pumpkin April 18, 2005

shnukums 

Me:"I went out with my shnukums yesterday,it was sooo fun!"
Her:"your what?"
Me:"my shnukums..."
Her:"maybe you should get that checked out?"
shnukums by natty:) July 1, 2009

schnuckums 

this is a cute way to describe a girl who is fuckable. To them, it sounds cute...and they will ask you what it means
"Hey Schnuckums, nice to see you."
schnuckums by Matt.Levitt October 2, 2003

shmookums 

I love you shmookums!
You're my shmookums bear!
You're not a robot, you're my shmookums!
shmookums by shortyc April 3, 2008