shmazzle

a sandwich with smoked herring and some jam but no mustard.

Waiter ! Give me a shmazzle and some whiskey !

by Kmk-85 January 14, 2009

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by John J Black August 12, 2012

Shazzle Sticks

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight

After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"

by suitepac March 4, 2010

shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

boom shazzle

An all purpose word whose meaning changes depending on useage.

That's so boom shazzle.
-- That's so cool.

That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...

Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.

by Kaelith January 19, 2007

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

Platinum Shazzle

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.

Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 24, 2008