Shmaff

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

by doidle17 March 7, 2011

shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shmafe

A cigarette or anything else you smoke

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?

by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021

Shnaffy

Something that is absolutely amazing.

Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy

by Nelufas October 11, 2019

shaffordable

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.

rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.

by Where is tie March 11, 2018

shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.

"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."

by mayab October 10, 2009