Definitions by doidle17

Shmaff 

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

Shmaff by doidle17 March 7, 2011