shmae 

short version of the word shmert(pronounced sh-may-ert), which is a short version of the word smart, which is used sarcastically when something bad happens.

Boss: Your working christmas day Donald.

Donald: Shmae!!!!

shmae by Bobdole123123123 November 16, 2004

shmae 

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks

Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"

shmae by mark December 9, 2004

Shmae shmoe 

A unilateral word that can be used at any point to replace an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, etc. Used in commonplace sentences or phrases whenever possible or needed.
Although usually heard as a negative connotation, shmae shmoe works in all scenarios.

“That pizza was shmae shmoe”, “how’s your new car driving?””I love it! It’s totally shmae shmoe”, “what’s the matter with you?””im just feeling a little shmae shmoe today”

Shmae shmoe by Henry the sobriety cow March 21, 2024

Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Shame-splaining by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Name Shame 

To use someone's birth name as a pejorative term. The main example of this is the common birth name Karen which is now used as a synonym for racist/bitch. Since 2020, use of the name Karen has expanded and is now commonly used to insult any woman with whom one disagrees. Women and girls who are actually named Karen have been subject to verbal and physical harassment due to the trend of name shaming.

Here is an example of name shame using the name Karen: "I told that Karen to shut up or I'd hit her in the face again."

Name Shame by more tea less patriarchy June 23, 2021

Shower of Shame 

The shower one must take after a horrific experience.

Examples:

Failed, yet valiant, attempt at trying to make it home before shitting yourself; Horrible break-up; Rick-Rolled; Watching 2Girls1Cup; Etcetera, etcetera

Usage:

John: " I didn't make it home last night...it was horrible man, I had shit everywhere."

Steve: "Looks like someone had to take the Shower of Shame!"

Shower of Shame by booty bandits August 16, 2012