shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

shlurp

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.

movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp."

by sumi's girl August 28, 2013

Shlurp

A small fruit jello cup

Eat a shlurp with me.

by Jello cup November 28, 2020

Shlurp

Sexual slang for "make-out"

Hey, wanna shlurp.
Oh yeah

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018

shlurp

Much like shnuggle, reversed for couples who are very deeply in love to the point where they use cute, childlike variations of words. Generally a kiss where the female somehow uses her tongue, not completly different from frenching.

"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"

by Daniel McDade April 10, 2004

Shlurp

Sucking a turd out of someone’s ass through A straw.

Shlurped it like a man.

by Shlurpking May 8, 2018

shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020