Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

Sklurping by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sklepping 

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep

Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

Sklepping by Founder's Dining Whore May 26, 2018

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

Slurpindickular 

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

Slurpindickular by will bitten October 4, 2018