shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

shlurmp by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

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when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

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From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.

Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.

Shlump by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017

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To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.

Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.

when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed

i am about to shlump out

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When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

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