shlozzer

A woman with wide shoulders and wide hips, short in stature and usually wears an oversized shirt with sandals, these women become angry at any inconvenience and will chase after you with vape in hand ready to punish you for provoking them

Yo, jessie is a shlozzer.

Hey don't be a shlozzer.

You are a shlozzer

Be quiet shlozzer

by Bigdaddy070407 June 26, 2023

shlozzed

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

Slozzered

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.

"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"

by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011

Shnozzer

A word to describe the shape/length of someones nose in an insulting manner

-Look at that nonce over there!

-big Facking SHNOZZER LLLLL

by ToeSuc May 14, 2020

shozzer

Another word for vagina or cunt.

I want to play with your shozzer.

by CpX1000 May 31, 2016

Shlozzed

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017