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It has very different meanings, u can say it just to piece things together in a sentence. But the main meaning of “slozzed” is that your high asf or slumped.
“The Joz is slozzzzeedd.”

“Damn bro that shit slozzed.” Meaning that shit taste good.

“He’s slozzed.” Meaning that’s mans is fuckkeedddd up
Slozzed by Jozzzzzzzz January 30, 2019
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shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking
"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"
shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009
something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

Slozzered 

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.
"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011
Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
slizzed by Jenn March 18, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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