shloozed 

An altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol

I was a bit shloozed last night.

shloozed by Stubucky December 17, 2013

shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

The Shlooze 

sit around and [relax} do nothing, enjoy nothingness.

I used the shlooze to get out of work.

The Shlooze by Blee-didle February 22, 2008

Shlooted Newt 

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

Shlooted Newt by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

Shlozzed 

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

Shlozzed by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017

Shloozled

another word for being cross-faded, i.e. being high and drunk at the same time

Bro, Harold got so shloozled at the party last night

Shloozled by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021