A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

Shlooted Newt by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

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Shlozzed

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

Shlozzed by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017

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Shloozled

another word for being cross-faded, i.e. being high and drunk at the same time

Bro, Harold got so shloozled at the party last night

Shloozled by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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