Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pubo

Flubis E. Coli

A generic term used to describe the “flu” on a molecular level. Also the full term for the flu.

Hey Paul, did you catch Flubis E. coli, heard it was going around. You should get your flubis shot before you catch it.

Flubis E. Coli by Pubo December 17, 2018

Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!

Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”

Shlort by Pubo May 5, 2018

When a ginger has a hair cut, but is lacking in sideburns.

Yo daddy burns, what happened to your sideburns?

Daddy Burns by Pubo March 13, 2017

When one is old enough to use lubricant on their penis.

Son, I think you hit luberty.

Luberty by Pubo December 14, 2016

A term used when a friend makes fun of 1 of your qualities over and over again.

Every Fucking Time, every time you make fun of my voice.

When you want to write then in a fancy paragraph.

Thence forth shall be known as Fort Knox.

Thence by Pubo December 7, 2016

When a consumptional food tastes like ass or penis.

My moms food is tastis.

Tastis by Pubo December 7, 2016