11 definitions by Pubo

Ectoplasmic Reticulum

This is the organelle in cells that is responsible for cum (also known as ectoplasm). This organelle converts glucose to sperm, resulting in cum.

Dude, I think your ectoplasmic Reticulum went off too many times in bed last night.

by Pubo December 07, 2016

Every Fucking Time

A term used when a friend makes fun of 1 of your qualities over and over again.

Every Fucking Time, every time you make fun of my voice.

by Pubo December 08, 2016

Flubis E. Coli

A generic term used to describe the “flu” on a molecular level. Also the full term for the flu.

Hey Paul, did you catch Flubis E. coli, heard it was going around. You should get your flubis shot before you catch it.

by Pubo December 17, 2018

Daddy Burns

When a ginger has a hair cut, but is lacking in sideburns.

Yo daddy burns, what happened to your sideburns?

by Pubo March 13, 2017

Luberty

When one is old enough to use lubricant on their penis.

Son, I think you hit luberty.

by Pubo December 14, 2016

Retardation

A nation of retards.

Some countries are such retardations.

by Pubo December 07, 2016

Shlort

Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!

Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”

by Pubo February 06, 2018