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shlozzed 

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"
shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009
A Scottish word meaning "to shake"
Those little "hex bug" toys shoogled across the ground because they have vibration motors in them.
shoogled by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 18, 2018

Shroozle 

Simply know as the thing that you can't be. This status is reserved for only the best of the best and the coolest of the cool. To strive to be one is futile. To achieve it is impossible.
I wish i could be as Shroozle as Mike.
Shroozle by Asclepius August 5, 2004

Shnozzled 

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
Shnozzled by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shmoozle 

to sneak your way through something.
shmoozle by Lorriana September 3, 2006

Shmoozled 

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet
Dude last night, I got shmoozled
Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017