shlem 

from the gorjac word, "the"
but it could also mean anything.

"what the shlem is going on?!"
"you are such a shlem"
"oh my shlem!"


shlem girls are so annoying!

shlem by GEORGiAAAA! August 1, 2008

Shlem 

A rather plump or fat bastard in st Benet biscop who regularly steals food and squashes bike tyres. He also has disgusting bright blond hair.

"Have you seen what Rhys did he ate the whole McDonald's"
"Wow so he was being a bit of a Shlem then"

Shlem by Rhys hall smells May 20, 2023

Shlem 

SHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

*Shlem* eyyy Joey pass me the football.

Shlem by Espania bull May 17, 2021

Shlem 

a person who lets his nuts hang and does whatever they want. just be in they own world fr

"yooo is that shlem?"

Shlem by yo fathers wife June 5, 2023

shlem nut 

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

shlem nut by still hungry November 6, 2017

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014