Hnnnng

Give or take a few H's, N's, and G's; an onomatopoeia with multiple possible uses including:

1) The sound one makes when having a heart attack.

2) The sound one makes when straining -- for instance, when attempting to lift a heavy object, or when constipated.

3) The sound one makes when presented with something overpoweringly cute or moe. The full extent of its meaning is open to a wide range of interpretation, ranging from the suppression of an innocent squeal of delight to the sound of an orgasm.

HNNNNG!!!

by tkdb July 25, 2010

hnnnng

The sound of a whale trying to ride a bicycle.

"I say, old chap, is that a whale riding a bicycle?"
"Why, yes it is."
"What do you suppose that sound is it's making?"
"I believe it is HNNNNG."

by ElMardeaux October 18, 2009

hnnnng

An onomatopoeia describing an undesirable situation.

"So I was walking down the road with my girlfriend and I passed by my ex... Hnnnng!"

by 4chanRules February 9, 2009

HnnnNg

Not wanting to deal with someone's stupidity (:

"Are you okay?"
"...HnnnNg"
"Uh- What-?"
"HnnnNg!!!!!"

by namkookies May 22, 2016

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

The sound made by a person experiencing a sudden heart attack. It is often heard/seen when a person is writing or typinHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

This is a variation of the infamous Candlejack meme, in that the typer must interru

Another variation of the above stated meme is the Niggerjack meme, wher--GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TV.

Dude, heart attacks aren't a laughing matter. My grandpa died of one last year and I'm still having a hard time getting oveHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Madness? THIS IS SPARHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Why so seriouHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Yo I'm real happy for you, and imma let you finish buHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Seriously, why are you laughing at heart attacks? You need to stop being so insensiHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Don't say Candlejack and Niggerjack in the same sen-OH FUCK HE JUST CARJACKEHNNNNNNN

BTW, this is just a joke, so don't take it serioHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

by Sauch Master 4000 December 29, 2009

HNNNNNNGHHHHH

A word used mid sentence when the speaker/writer suffers a heart attack. Often used in conjunction with HNNNNNNGHHHHH

- Hi grandpa, tell me a story!
- Well! Back in my day, an ice cream cost HNNNNNNGHHHHH

by Kebabtryne February 21, 2010

hnnng

The phrase "hnnng" is a form of onomatopoeia used in context when a person sees a very sexually attractive person of the other gender, or same. I personally like to think of it as the sound a young woman makes just as she feels her ovaries are going to burst from being over exposed to excessive sexual hotness. It helps to sound it out. "hnnng-ahhh" I like to add the gasp at the end for I know that's what those fine young mistresses do when they see I have walked into the club.

Girl 1: "omg look that sexy guy from school walked in!"

Girl 2 turns in dramatically slow fashion, and locks eyes with Sexy Guy.

Girl 2: "Hnnng"

Girl 1 must now proceed to fan Girl 2 as she recovers from the sexual trauma her ovaries just endured.

by kcaJ sleinaD January 3, 2011