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Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
Related Words

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.
When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.
Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019

It's the shizznizzle 

Used similarly to "it's the shit."
"Dwight from the Office on SNL? It's the shizznizzle!"
It's the shizznizzle by fatatookay January 24, 2010

shizznet 

damn dawg, cxt's rappin skillz are tha shizznet
shizznet by cxt December 11, 2008

shizznizzatical 

Shivam and molly are so shizznizzatical
shizznizzatical by Pateezy March 5, 2008

the shizznit 

The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Dogg.
Damn, Dude, that sack you hooked me up with was the shizznit!
the shizznit by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003