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shity cock by i stokes October 5, 2003
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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

fucking shit cock 

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto
1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"
fucking shit cock by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

shit-cock wasted 

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
shit-cock wasted by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004
The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
shit cock by Steeeeve May 11, 2006
A word for a stupid person much like fucker
What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!
shit cock by Rosemary April 15, 2004
when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.
Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?
shit cock by nills yills January 24, 2003
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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