shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

shitwinder by Assmosis May 6, 2016

Satwinder 

A spark of pure light, always there to bring hope and inspire others to feel good about themselves!

Funny, kind and never follows the crowd, walks to her own tune, even when she feels lost. You won't meet a more genuine and open hearted friend!

Satwinder makes everything Litt!

Satwinder by Shakz8 February 25, 2018

Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"

Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitwind 

the vile stench that wafts through the air as the result of a fart

Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.

Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!

shitwind by creaternity May 15, 2006

Shitwankery 

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

Shitwankery by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017