shittypants 

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.

shittypants by morganshittypants October 15, 2008

shittypants switchypants 

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

shittypants switchypants by German Shyster May 24, 2007

shittypasta

a shittypasta is a wanna-be creepypasta written by a 10 year old about something that's supposed to be creepy for others. usually they only rely on body horror and a shit ton of other clichés while piggybacking on something famous.

sonic.exe is a complete shittypasta.

shittypasta by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

shartypants 

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

shartypants by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Shitty Pants 

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

Shitty Pants by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009