Shinypants

Someone who sits on their arse all day doing nothing.

Brett is such a shinypants

by The Dux March 22, 2008

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

stinkypants

Someone who has soiled themselves.

Dana ate one too many bean burrito's. Now he's a total stinkypants!

by K-once' July 30, 2008

stinkpants

stink·pants
n.

A person who is acting like a jerk. Saying things that are rude and offensive, being lazy and selfish. Intentionally trying to upset other people.

· "Wow my Rooster was being a real stinkpants all afternoon."

· "What crawled up your craw, stinkpants?"

· "Even though the Baby made brown, Mari was still the biggest stinkpants."

by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 7, 2008

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009