Definitions by dudewhomemes

selfish coward 

a selfish coward is a person who disregards everyone else feelings while being afraid to confront others

Oh my god Delilah is such a selfish coward.

selfish coward by dudewhomemes March 18, 2023

purple tower 

used by middle schoolers to skirt saying 'dildo'

person1: bro she was talking about her purple tower...
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-

purple tower by dudewhomemes October 28, 2022

yees 

Misspelled typing of yes

Generally is used to imply a more goofy yes.

Me: bro is dave even on?
Dave: yees

yees by dudewhomemes September 6, 2022

shittypasta

a shittypasta is a wanna-be creepypasta written by a 10 year old about something that's supposed to be creepy for others. usually they only rely on body horror and a shit ton of other clichés while piggybacking on something famous.

sonic.exe is a complete shittypasta.

shittypasta by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

amogus 

amogus -

an intense mental disease with stages

Plays Among Us and sees amogus memes
Symptoms begin as person starts saying sus, sussy and/or sussy baka
Starts finding random objects and thinks they look like among us characters
says sus out loud, otherwise the same as stage 3
starts losing sanity
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

person 1: bro did you see the amogus behind you
person 2:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD IT RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE PLEASE END THIS TORTURE

amogus by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

comment sympathizers 

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.

Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers

comment sympathizers by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

pp sock 

the pp sock is a *special* sock that is specially reserved for fun and filled with R E D A C T E D

Person 1: ayo why the fuck you have a pp sock?
Person 2: shhhh my mom might hear

pp sock by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022