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ShittyAss Gang 

Someone who doesn't wipe their ass properly and has shit all over it.
My brother doesn't wipe his ass properly, he is a member of the ShittyAss gang.
ShittyAss Gang by KingCrap45 January 9, 2015
god himself
hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.
Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.
Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!
shitasshat by Celvane July 26, 2011
A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.
“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words
shitass by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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