melissa's definitions

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

DudeTruck

a rather large truck near mountain biking that well, looks like a dude truck

"Hey, look at that dude truck"

by Melissa January 21, 2005

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

theeenks

Said when wanting to show appreciation, especially used by skinny, preppy females. Tends to be used by people who overuse the word "thanks"

*Skinny preppy girl sneezes*
"Bless you."
"Theeenks."

by Melissa April 21, 2005

Mandie Kissinger

A great person who is known for her tank ass. LoL I still love her. Even though she is a dickhead magnet, she deserves sooooo much better!! I LOVE YOU MANDIE!!!!

Mandie is a great friend!

by Melissa January 11, 2004

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

peanut

small pommas

o my little peanuts

by melissa October 29, 2003