melissa's definitions

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003

RoFo

Royal Farms, like a High's or a 7 Eleven.

Hey, can we stop at the RoFo on the way? I'm thirsty.

by Melissa February 2, 2005

Blonde

awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!

by Melissa July 8, 2003

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

Rape-A-Licious

1.To be Rape-A-Licious; Mainly pertaining to the male origin, one who is extremely hot you would want to rape him. 2. Worth getting in trouble of rape for. 3. Super Delicious

Origin: From the mind of a high school freshman in 2000 in Oakley, California. She was trying to describe how hot a senior boy was.

Ohmygod, his body is Rape-A-Licious!!

by Melissa October 13, 2004

Apology

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

by Melissa July 9, 2004