melissa's definitions

anal sausage

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

by melissa March 10, 2004

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

courting out

initiation out of a gang

yo you hear joe's gettin courted out

by Melissa February 6, 2005

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

dust off

jumping out of a car in order to tag a sick wall in aerosol.

"aw, <i>man</i>. my ankle has tire marks from that lame dust off three blocks back."

by melissa September 12, 2004

sweer

originating from the typo "sweet" -compliments of greg h. salopek

meaning: sweet, cool, awesome, im jealous of your coolness

"Dude, melissa and greg are sweerer than sweer in that sweer van, i am jealous"

by melissa February 7, 2005

alligory

Alligory rhymes with Corey

Corey has an alligory

by Melissa November 25, 2004