melissa's definitions

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

by Melissa June 19, 2006

Cal

short for Caliente which in spanish means hot, so in english this also means hot.

" That dress is soo cal."

by Melissa May 13, 2005

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. full name for the abbreviated term 'h00b'

Used as a noun.

Look at that h00bz0rz large pen0r!

by melissa May 13, 2005

teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by melissa May 13, 2005

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

Candy shop

it means Bedroom like in 50 cent's new song "Candy Shop" also means hot men and women

ill take you to the candy shop ill let like the lollipop go head girl dont u stop keep going till u hit the spot

ill take you to the candy shop boy want a taste of what i got ill have u spending all u got keep going till u hit the spot

by Melissa May 13, 2005