shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

by ma jones May 26, 2004

Shister James

Proper Noun. A truly iconic legend on the youtube platform. Almost at 7 million subscribers who have joined what he calls 'the sisterhood'.

"Shister James, today's collaboration was out of this world".

by ToddlikesParties July 28, 2018

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

shiester

Somebody who rips people off or does things that only benefits themselves.

Don't make deals with him, hes a shiester.

by Simon D. February 8, 2005