raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

skyshiting

Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Dicksberg Assholevania

Where all the dickheads and assholes are from.

"Don't mind Bill"
"He's from Dicksberg Assholevania"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.

I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Guns N' Blowses

A blowjob performed during a Guns N' Roses concert.

The concert was good but the Guns N' Blowses was even better!

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025