rainbowtits

The tits of a unicorn 🦄

That unicorn sure has some amazing rainbowtits!

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

scarefro

Having an afro so big that it scares animals and small children away like a scarecrow.

"What's up with that scarefro Frank?"
"You're scaring the children"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

cumtillion

Lots and lots of cum.

"There must be a cumtillion sperm on your face because I can not see your face due to all the cum on it."

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.

I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

skyshiting

Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025