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The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.
Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.
Shitpotle by burritos-123 October 18, 2010
The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.
That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!
Shitpotle by DMatza May 24, 2016

shitopotamus 

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”
shitopotamus by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008
Used as a term of friendly derision; common among people of Appalachian descent.
When Grandma saw that little Jeff had made a mess of the neatly stacked newspapers, she exclaimed "you little shitpot! I just spent an hour redding-up that room!"
shitpot by Jeff-fu December 27, 2005

shitspitter 

(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.

Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.

Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...
"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"

"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."

"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."
shitspitter by Webspin October 11, 2007

Shit spot 

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot
Shit spot by skids-n-shids June 17, 2018