5 definitions by Jeff-fu

1
An otherwise nondescript person who pretentiously believes herself to be a geek, just because it's cool.
That suit's a VP of MIS at an insurance company and thinks he's the pied-piper of high-tech. Newsflash: ain't nobody can't see he's a geekster except his fellow wannabees.
by Jeff-fu June 09, 2010
Get the mug
Get a geekster mug for your dog Rihanna.
2
Cash for Clunkers (the latest attempt at jump-starting the economy by having the federal government guarantee a minimum trade-in value for certain cars).
J: How much did you get for your '94 Ford Exploder?
C: I got $4500 from C4C when I bought a new hybrid Escape.
by Jeff-fu July 07, 2009
Get the merch
Get the C4C neck gaiter and mug.
3
When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
That carrier landing gave me whiplash.
by Jeff-fu September 07, 2019
Get the mug
Get a carrier landing mug for your mom Helena.
4
Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
by Jeff-fu October 08, 2009
Get the mug
Get a cruncher mug for your fish Riley.
5
Used as a term of friendly derision; common among people of Appalachian descent.
When Grandma saw that little Jeff had made a mess of the neatly stacked newspapers, she exclaimed "you little shitpot! I just spent an hour redding-up that room!"
by Jeff-fu November 20, 2005
Get the mug
Get a shitpot mug for your mama Zora.