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shitopotamus

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”
by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008
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Shitopotamus

A bowel movement so large that it gets wedged at the bottom of the toilet bowl and peeks out above the water.
After not pooing for days, John released a Shitopotamus so large that the ASPCA deployed their emergency animal rescue squad.
by knowerofstuff March 1, 2013
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Shitpoopotamus

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.
That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!
by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018
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slutopotamus

An extremely fat girl that dresses like a stripper/hooker, and/or acts like one as well.

A fat chick that pretends she doesn't know she's fat and dresses like a skinny chick.

A fat woman that puts her sexual escapades on broadcast for the whole world to see.
1). Did you see the fat chick in the mini skirt and halter top?

Yeah! She looked like a total slutopotamus!

2). EEEEWWW!! Why would you ever want to watch a slutopotamus take her clothes off?
by DliteBRITE February 11, 2010
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Slutopotamus

A fat whore. Usually horny ... pun intended.
That slutopotamus could fuck the football team and eat them when she was finished.
by OuterChild September 12, 2016
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Raunchy Slutopotamus

(plural)Creatures that often can be found roaming the fitness clubs and Lulu lemon outlet stores of the West end. They can be identified by their affinity for wearing small or extra small lululemon yoga pants despite being an XXXL.
"Wow look! Its another heard of raunchy slutopotamus"

"Wow jeez I can see that slutopotamus's mooseknuckle."
by BattyMcMadness November 15, 2025
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