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Another name for a toilet, can be used to say that someone's in deep trouble.
1. Those burritos went right through me, I spent all last night on the shitpot
2. YOU ARE IN ONE SHITPOT FULL OF TROUBLE, DO YOU HEAR ME??
shitpot by dxc March 23, 2008
1.) a toilet that is kept under the bed in the event that the indoor plumbing doesn't work

2.) a name that a patient that is hard of hearing in the hospital claims that one of the nurses called her.
(after nurses talking about the SHIFT CHANGING AT SEVEN O CLOCK)

Who the hell just called me a shitpot?!?!?!
shitpot by Queen Bitch August 9, 2004
A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.
Morris called him a shitpot.
shitpot by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Someone that doesn’t know how to react to the word pisspot
“You’re r a Pisspot!” He said
“And you’re a Shitpot” he answered
Shitpot by Jaimeisstupid February 22, 2019

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.
Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.
Shitpost by got1837 February 8, 2021
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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