Definitions by skids-n-shids
Pooty booty
Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease
Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick
Pooty booty by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022
Shit tits
A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man
Shit tits by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022
Christen the toilet
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Christen the toilet by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
Fuck me sideways
Fuck me sideways by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
Doodie bit
The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
Doodie bit by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020