7 definitions by skids-n-shids

Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits

She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin

by skids-n-shids June 9, 2022

Shit spot

A mole or black pimple; beauty spot

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot

by skids-n-shids June 16, 2018

Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally

*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Pooty booty

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease

Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick

by skids-n-shids July 13, 2022

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022