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skitsofranic 

Someone or something having multiple personalitys.
My son is a skitsofranice,he is a security officer one day,the next he is a eurotic dancer.
skitsofranic by Deleo May 30, 2006

skitsofranic 

Someone who almost has no control over what they do or say.(please reffer to unknown on the defination real rose.)
lalalalalalalalalalala
skitsofranic by real rose May 20, 2003

Skitzofrenic jester 

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.
Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

shitsophrenic 

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.
As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.

skitzofrenic 

Wneh someone suffers from skitzofrenia which is a mental illness.
OMG!! Shes a skitzofrenic!
skitzofrenic by AnOnymOusBiitch June 19, 2007

skitzofrenic 

"hey, whats the opposite or paranoid?"

"I think its skitzofrenic'

"oh, thanks.."
skitzofrenic by Justin.Sane April 29, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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