Shitsome

Verb. The act of having sex in a public bathroom while someone is taking a shit in the next stall.

Excuse me... Do you allow shitsomes in your restrooms?

I stopped to poop at a public restroom and found myself in the middle of a real shitsomes!

by C.Bateman August 25, 2019

shitsome

Abusive word shit generally used to abuse some one's face.

That girl has a shitsome face; no wonder has no boyfriend.

by SDCool March 21, 2016

spitsome

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax

You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"

by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

shitsmell

the smell of shit

arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!

by lucasrulz April 27, 2010

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

shitsmear

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005