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Shitsome 

Verb. The act of having sex in a public bathroom while someone is taking a shit in the next stall.
Excuse me... Do you allow shitsomes in your restrooms?

I stopped to poop at a public restroom and found myself in the middle of a real shitsomes!
Shitsome by C.Bateman August 25, 2019
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shitsome 

Abusive word shit generally used to abuse some one's face.
That girl has a shitsome face; no wonder has no boyfriend.
shitsome by SDCool March 21, 2016

spitsome 

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax
You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"
spitsome by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

shitsomnia 

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.
john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five
shitsomnia by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

shitsmell 

the smell of shit
arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!
shitsmell by lucasrulz April 27, 2010

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

shitsmear 

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.
That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!
shitsmear by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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