Shitsome

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Verb. The act of having sex in a public bathroom while someone is taking a shit in the next stall.

Excuse me... Do you allow shitsomes in your restrooms?

I stopped to poop at a public restroom and found myself in the middle of a real shitsomes!

Shitsome by C.Bateman August 25, 2019

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shitsome

Abusive word shit generally used to abuse some one's face.

That girl has a shitsome face; no wonder has no boyfriend.

shitsome by SDCool March 21, 2016

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spitsome

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax

You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"

spitsome by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

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shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

shitsomnia by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

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shitsmell

the smell of shit

arse muncher the turd: can you smell shit?
jonnie jojob the bellend: yeah! I guess thats what you cou;d call a shitsmell!
arse muncher the turd: ah hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
jonnie jojob: im so funny!

shitsmell by lucasrulz April 27, 2010

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

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shitsmear

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

shitsmear by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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