jonnie

a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but
actually looks for guys that are "worth it". One of my best damn friends. An awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality classy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

-love
Gabbyy.

guy 1"hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?"

guy 2"dude! jonnie's a boy name hahaha stupid!"

guy 1"freaking idiot she a girl."

guy 2"show her to me then you dick."

* shows her jonnie

jonnie "uh sup?"

guy 2"damn your hot."

by rockinkiller February 06, 2009

jonnie

another word for condom. commonly used b 14-24 year olds because condom sounds way too serious.

guy : i'll just get a jonnie then i'll screw you so hard you'll moan till tuesday

by xmas comes but 1nce a year...and so do i December 30, 2005

jonnie

An awesome person who loves playing the piano

Jonnie is awesome

by ???????????__ November 16, 2008

jonny jonny

jonny jonny. he ate sugar. and that was the end of him

jonny jonny ,yes papa,eating sugar,no papa,open wide , a a a

by #unicornfarts September 18, 2018

Jonnying

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.

"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".

by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

The Jonnys

The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.

Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)

by tony9999992 August 25, 2013

Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022