shitscreen
Jon: watch this, I'm gonna shitscreen Alex
Alex: Jon i will rip your teeth from your head i'm eating right now
Alex: Jon i will rip your teeth from your head i'm eating right now
shitscreen by artificialspicener January 9, 2023
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shitcreek
A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005
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Shit-Screen
The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.
Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else
Shit-Screen by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020
Shitscrewed
Shitscrewed by Brycer August 15, 2010
splitscreen
A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.
For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.
For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.
"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."
splitscreen by Splitscreen October 14, 2009
shotscreen
A photograph of a computer or phone screen. The clumsy and often awkwardly angled and poorly lit alternative to a screenshot, the correct way to capture the contents of a screen.
shotscreen by JoshLG July 8, 2020
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