shitporn 

n. Video or images consisting of shocking or disgusting scenes of pornography involving shit.

2Girls1Cup is definitely shitporn.

shitporn by lead_poisoning717 October 6, 2009

Shitportunity 

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

Shitportunity by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

Shitborn 

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

Shitborn by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

shit porn 

A movie filmed where shit is the main focus of entertainment and sexual stimulation. Made for sick people and Germans. Some times refered to Scheizer porn.

When Robert relized he had signed up for a shit porn he felt sick and aroused.

shit porn by Faillace May 3, 2006

Shitport 

Synonym for Shreveport, LA. The worst city in the fucking world that can go screw itself.

Blake: I'm going partying in Shreveport tonight, wanna come with?
Trevor: It's not Shreveport...*pulls gun out*...It's Shitport.*pulls trigger*

Shitport by theR3ALSh1T July 17, 2011

Shit Porn 69 

A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.

Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world

Shit Porn 69 by Bartholomew6969 March 26, 2022

shit-porn 

1) Pornography containing fecal matter.
2) Offensive word that originated in Granite Hills High School, San Diego by Jay, Matt, and Mario.

Matt: Dude, let's look us up some Shit-porn!
or
Mario: Dude, did you see that kid who just walked by?
Jay: Yeah, dude. he's such a fucking shit-porn.

shit-porn by Jay Slaughter December 31, 2007