shitpound

When one finished anal sex and fists their partners asshole

Male friend 1: Yeah after I fucked her she let me shitpounded her

by DADDYRICKTERLUVER June 26, 2022

Shitconda

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

shitplunk

a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.

Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.

by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011

shitpouts

1. pouting over something ridiculous

2. lower intestinal disturbance

Billy Bob has a nasty case of the shitpouts from that squirrel he ate last night.

by stacaroni September 14, 2011

Shithound

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

shitporn

n. Video or images consisting of shocking or disgusting scenes of pornography involving shit.

2Girls1Cup is definitely shitporn.

by lead_poisoning717 October 6, 2009

shitpod

What the iPod should have been named, due to its outrageous price and lack of features

iPod sucks balls man!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005