shitoast

Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.

"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."

by SweatnShame July 30, 2014

Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.

Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.

by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

Shitastrophy

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...

"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"

by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.

Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic

by Anonymous January 23, 2003