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Shitpoop 

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.
They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!
Shitpoop by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009

shitpoopi 

The painful act of shitting and pooping at the same time. Two logs out the hole at one time.
Sam: Hey rick, I heard john died yesterday from the infamous shitpoopi.
Rick: What the hell's a shitpoopi
shitpoopi by Poo Dr. March 12, 2008

Shitpoopotamus 

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.
That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

Mr.Shitolophagus 

Like the Sesame Street(TM) character of similar name, Mr.Shitolophagus is brown, very large, and no bastard believes he exists except that one person who has seen it and is so emotionally invested in his existence that he gets upset when others deny it.

Mr.Shitolophagus is an enormous turd, the like of which one often sees on Boxing Day morning, the day after Thanksgiving or following some other major feed.

This is no ordinary turd. This was a bastard to get out and a bastard to flush away. You secretly want others to see it and be impressed by your achievement and the excellent taut musculature with which you so neatly crimped it off.

But alas you can't because the only other people in the house are either elderly relatives or housemates who are already convinced you are a dangerous psycho.

This results in nobody believing your story, as above, resulting in feeling of depression and barely contained rage.
Oscar the Grouch: "Hey, Bird, whassup".
Big Bird: "My friend Mr.Shitolophagus came to visit".
Oscar the Grouch: "Fuck me, here we go again with the Mr.Shitolophagus".

Ray: "Fuck me, did I ever have a fucking huge shite the day after Thanksgiving. its was like two foot long man"
Rob: "Ha ha. Yeah right."
Ray: "Im fucking telling you, you cnut"
Rob: "Mr.Shitolophagus visited again this year did he? ha ha"
Ray: "Fuck you"
Mr.Shitolophagus by goody5 December 10, 2010

shithoop 

commonly known as rectum, poop shoot, donut ring, ass hole, bum hole, etc!
Rizzle loved getting her shithoop tongue fucked on a regular bases by the old guy up the end of her street.
shithoop by dougiemawson March 2, 2014

Shitlook Room 

Another word for bathroom or restroom at school.

Okay you dont take a rest when you got shit in the bathroom at school why do they call it the restroom.
Also you dont take a bath in the bathroom at school why do they call it that.

A place where you go and take shit or take care of your buisness or flush the fluids etc, and look in the mirror as you walk out.
Ed: Hey Mr. Lawrence can I go to the shitlook room
Mr. Lawrence: Yes chicken biscuit just grab the pass as you walk out.
Ed walks to the shitlook room and takes care of buisness and looks at himself in the mirror as a hot girl walks by.

Ed walks back to class

Ed: Hey Im back from my shitlook break yall
Mr. Lawrence: anyone need a shitlook break berfore we start the exam.

Rick: Yeah I need to take a shitlook break now
Mr. Lawrence: Hey Ricky hurry up now homechickenbiscuit at the shitlook
Rick: Ight I got chu
Shitlook Room by ED503WIN November 16, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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